Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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