if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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