There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
