the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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