38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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