I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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