i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
tell me about the eggs
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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