I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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