Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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