Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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