that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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