We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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