Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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