I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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