Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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