i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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