I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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