Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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