Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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