im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
