I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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