That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Randomize
