I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Randomize
