just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
birth control should be required to get into college
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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