That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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