Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I FOUND THE LEGS
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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