My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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