Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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