I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
My vagina just recognized that song.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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