It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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