FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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