we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I currently don't understand fingers.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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