My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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