dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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