I think I am morally bankrupt
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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