Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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