It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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