Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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