So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Randomize
