Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Life without a bra equals bliss.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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