She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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