So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
kristin has been a bad kristin
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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