I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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