Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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