he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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