I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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