You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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