I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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