hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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