There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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