I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
