BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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